Jar Head Marine
A while back, young Bobby Birman, a Michigan mountain man, answered his nation’s call and joined the Marines.
On the first day of boot camp, the Corps issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, a Navy dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On the second day, the Corps issued him a comb. That afternoon, a Navy barber shaved his head.
On the third day, he was issued a jock strap…..
The Marine Corps is still looking for him.