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Fishing With Frogs

I went fishing this morning

but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me

with the frog in his mouth,

I grabbed him right behind the head,

took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of whiskey

and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident

and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Oklahoma.

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